If you were to ask me one question, I don't think I could answer it. I think you would ask me "Why did you put fruit in his name?" And to that question I have no answer, and I surely hope he won't kill me. I just ran out of ideas... and looked to nature for an answer.

Welcome to the subsidary of my page that is loco_vortex originated. But, of course, like anyone who's sane in the 'net world, he's got his own page, and you can link to it below.

A little bit about loco_vortex? I can't really say much... he's got a very nice computer and he's constantly throwing it in my face, in an all but nice manner. >:O And his smiley comp-faces look like cute little piggies. ;)

But the main thing you need to know, is that loco_vortex is Nikki's guy. And to Jordan aka loco_vortex, I've got to give SOMETHING from Nikki. Well, the flower shop was out of flowers... So Nikki, I give to Jordan from you:

A pear!

Now mind you, all peoples visiting this site, that will probably be gone in a matter of days as soon as either one of them sees it, but hey, it's not like either of them are in a position to kill me right now. It could be worse; I couldn't find any pickles.

:)